When it's not a saying, it could be a joke...

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the possum/armadillo/frog/toad/snake it could be done.
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Q: Why does a chicken coop have just two doors?
A: Because if a chicken coupe had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
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Q: Have you watched the DVD yet?
A: It's made it as far as the top of my DVD player. I will try to watch it with my wife this weekend (she loves chick flicks).
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: For some fowl reason!

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Q: Sitting on top of a peaked roof a rooster lays an egg. Which way will the egg roll?
A: Neither way. Roosters don't lay eggs

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Q: Why did the chickens gather by the road?
A: They heard some men were going to lay a sidewalk, and they wanted to see how it was done!

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If you have another chicken joke (no off color jokes, please) email it to us and we'll send you a bumper sticker.